A Ride To Paradise

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via idontloveyou)

Kidnapping is such a strong word. I like to think of it as “Surprise Adoption”.

i-like-pigeons:

(Source: xxcoolstorybroxx, via flashesofdaydreams)

That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

sodamnrelatable:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: ohsnapitslester, via unspeakablehopes)